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Benefits of being from Mars

Posted by Sathyamurthy www.sathyamurthy.com on February 3, 2006

Some of you might have heard about the famous book “Men are from Mars Women are from Venus”. Some of you might have also read that book. I for one, have heard the book, not read it. I mean, I have heard the Audio Book version of that famous book. (Buy this book from Amazon)

The book gives interesting insights into the generally expected behaviour and charasteristics of men and women in various situations and thus gives you invaluable guidance on how to improve your relationship with the other sex.

That is the serious part of the Men and Women relationship.

Time to time on the internet you do get posts that hillariously describes the advantages of being a man or a woman. I got the below one from one of my close friends.

I do hope you will enjoy reading it.

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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress Rs. 5000.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is Rs 100/- for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
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