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Spelling Mississipi – Italian way

Posted by Sathyamurthy www.sathyamurthy.com on December 19, 2008

Two Italian men got into a bus in London and are engaged in an animated conversation.

They sit down and continue their conversation. An English woman is sitting right across and could not help but overhear what the Italian men were talking.

She heard one Italian man tell the other “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig” shouts the lady indignantly. “In this country….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives…”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella… ‘Mississippi’.”

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