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Creativity on Internet

Posted by Sathyamurthy www.sathyamurthy.com on December 25, 2008

The creativity on internet is unbelievable.  Most times we do not get to know who the author is but get forwards and enjoy.

This forward that I received is so creative and funny at the same time that I decided to post it here.

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Hear the tortoise

Posted by Sathyamurthy www.sathyamurthy.com on December 25, 2008

Crossing the road

I have diabetes Or I am looking for greener pastures

Doctor told me I have diabetes and have to walk at least 100 meters a day.  So I have started walking.

OR

They said the grass is green on the other side.  I came in my car.  But, the greener side was crowded as more people look for greener pastures all the time.   So I parked the car and taking the difficult path to green.  I hope to reach the other side in 2009.

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Spelling Mississipi – Italian way

Posted by Sathyamurthy www.sathyamurthy.com on December 19, 2008

Two Italian men got into a bus in London and are engaged in an animated conversation.

They sit down and continue their conversation. An English woman is sitting right across and could not help but overhear what the Italian men were talking.

She heard one Italian man tell the other “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig” shouts the lady indignantly. “In this country….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives…”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella… ‘Mississippi’.”

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